Blog Archive

Friday, May 27, 2011

Fick Furefox

Something's wrong with Blogger and Google Chrome. I can log in with Firefox and IE, but not Chrome. However, comma, trying to edit the posts with Firefox SUCKS!

Happy Vincentennial!






Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Baltic Avenue Blues

Take a walk on the Boardwalk, where you might possibly win $10 in a Beauty Contest or even have the bank make an error in your favor. Just remember to advance to the nearest utility, and if it's unowned, feel free to buy it from the bank. See you around Marven Gardens!




Tuesday, May 24, 2011

New Feature

Please note:

Under each post are check boxes, Good, Bad and Ugly. If you don't have the time, inclination or ability to leave a comment, consider using the check boxes. It helps me help you! (Well, it doesn't really... I'm just being an attention whore.)

We're Back

We're back! I promised you more pics, and you got 'em! Sure, there's thunder and lightning and devastating winds, and tornadoes, and hellfire and brimstone raining down from the sky. Dogs and cats...living together... MASS HYSTERIA!!!

But, by God, when D.D. Silver makes you a promise, he delivers, which is more than I can say for that Bunting dude.





Monday, May 23, 2011

Saturday, May 21, 2011

I'm Stumbling through the Texas sands... but my head's in Mississippi.

It's Saturday, May 21st. Rapture Day! Apparently, Jesus skipped my town. Although, I was informed by ZZ Top that he's just left Chicago, and is bound for New Orleans. I wouldn't know, I've been waiting for the bus all day. You know, I ain't asking for much. Lord, take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush! I was going to take the night off, but my wife made me come out here and write captions for you guys. So, address your love letters to her!





Friday, May 20, 2011

Expanding Our Horizons

Hey, guess what. It turns out, once you've written over 100 castration captions, you're pretty much banging out one note on the piano over and over and over and over and over and over...

We're going to expand the theme here a bit. Don't worry, people will still lose their nuts every day. They'll just be doing other things, too. Your head will not 'asplode!

Running the Gauntlet

Another tale of terror. Well, ok, maybe not terror... mild anxiety, perhaps? Definitely castration anxiety! Hoo hoo! Oh, Silver, you're like Sigmund Freud and Phil Harris together at last!





Thursday, May 19, 2011

River City Ransom

Something a little different, a little softer, a little more plot... hope you enjoy River City Ransom.






Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Hump Day Will Not Be Observed...

...at Castration Captions. It's sorta counter to the whole mission statement! Anyway, I know you ain't here to listen to me blab, so, I just want say thanks to Ms. Silver for selecting today's (and the past few days) photos. Enough... on to the pics




Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Wow... Wasn't Expecting This Reaction

Just a quick note:

I don't mind if you want to share a couple or three of my captions at your favorite forums and imageboards. I'd appreciate a link-back, but, I'm not going to get all pissed off if I don't get one.

With one notable exception - Do NOT post any of my material at Extreme-Board. They've made it abundantly clear they aren't interested in my stuff, and I'm not interested in having their fan base here, either.

What will I do if you do put a caption of mine there? Umm, nothing. Probably won't even notice. Just, don't be a cock, OK?

Five on Fivesday? Two on Tuesday?

Well, crap, there isn't a Fivesday. I guess there's a Friday, but, it's hell and gone from here, it seems. Besides, I'm betting nobody reads this crap anyway... so let's just get to the pics. Everybody got their dick out? Good! Let's get started!





Monday, May 16, 2011

Have You Seen My Stapler?

O hai! Welcome back. D.D. Silver here to brighten your case of the Mondays with more of the same, but, I'm guessing since you keep coming back, that's a good thing.

Here's a half-dozen hotties for your Monday afternoon delight. Stay tuned, kids, it only gets hotter from here!






Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sunday is not-so-Funday!

Hey there, all you crazy kids! Happy Sunday! D.D. Silver had to work this weekend, and that SUCKS! But, no sense passing my misery on to you guys. The only thing that really cheered me up this weekend was seeing my hit count go up and Up and UP! You guys rock! Keep the hits coming, and I'll keep the pics coming... which in turn keeps you cummin'!

Tell all your friends... well, maybe not. That could get awkward. Umm, just tell the people on your favorite message boards or whatever. Either way, D.D. Silver is always here for you. Just drop me a line!