18 Feb 2012

ALL NEW - Castration Captions! Return of D.D. Silver Continues

This is where I usually write something.  Ahh, fuck it.  I seriously doubt anyone reads this shit.

Looks Like I'm Back

Looks like I'm back again.  Hopefully, these will get done a bit more often.

Two(Two For Tuesday)

If that title makes sense, you're too smart to be here.  Then again, you're probably just perving like the rest of the internet.  Anyway, here's 4 I banged out after I lost an entire batch I was working on.  They were MASTERPIECES THE LIKES OF WHICH WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!!! DAMN!! DAMN!! DAMN!!  

Just kidding, they totally sucked.

I Owed It To You

Well, I accidentally shorted you a pic in the last batch, so here's an extra one to make up for it, plus 5 more, now GIANT SIZED, so you don't need to click!  Enjoy.

The Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves

Received a "complaint" that I wasn't featuring enough black women.  Well, it wasn't really a complaint as much as it was a request for more of them.  Well, Bob forbid the sisters don't think D.D. Silver loves them!  Here's 4 for Friday on K-DGE!

A Triumphant Return

Well, some of these suck, and some are pretty good.  Anyway, at least I came back, right?

Holy Shit, We're Back

Holy crap, I'm back. I didn't abandon you... YET! But, since I don't get paid to do this, sometimes the motivation flags.

I'm Back

Finally, D.D. Silver has come BACK to Castration Captions! And he is here to do exactly what he does best, layeth the smacketh down and get back the D's WWE Title.

Wait...I'm not here to win a title. I'm here to caption pics for some dirty-minded internet pervs. I even drug my wife into the act. How bad is that?

Well, I know y'all. You wouldn't have it any other way.

Baltic Avenue Blues

Take a walk on the Boardwalk, where you might possibly win $10 in a Beauty Contest or even have the bank make an error in your favor. Just remember to advance to the nearest utility, and if it's unowned, feel free to buy it from the bank. See you around Marven Gardens!